MJ Puns

I received lots of SMS yesterday on MJ jokes and heck, I'd like to share with you, my dear readers, a couple of the best I've read.

What did God say to Michael Jackson when he got to heaven?
BEAT IT!

Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God gave her a wish, and she wished for all the children of the world to be safe.
So God killed Michael Jackson!

Cheers all!